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The High Cost of Homeownership

Steve and I have finally done it! We’ve come up with a way for us to get our own house! It was hearing this story that gave us the inspiration. I noted that we’ve heard this type of thing before. A woman has a litter of kids after undergoing fertility treatment and suddenly help is coming out of the woodwork.

So, I figure what we need to do is join a close-knit Evangelical church, get pregnant with 4 to 7 kids, and wait for the church to build us a new house! It’s brilliant! It’s also probably the only way we can afford a house in northern California.

Honestly, when I first heard this story on CNN they started by saying that the 5 babies were born in 3 minutes. I couldn’t help but picture the mother as a giant gumball machine. Steve says he thought of the Catholic woman in The Meaning of Life.

2 Comments

  1. mom says:

    Seems kinda extreme to me! These days you only have to PRETEND you are expecting 4-7 kids and people will help you. they got caught though!

  2. Anne says:

    Interesting how quickly my brilliant idea can turn into a terrible one!

    For those unfamiliar with the story alluded to above (as I was), a Missouri couple claimed to have given birth to sextuplets and the gifts came pouring in. It just came out that it was a scam. Surreal!

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